Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
Get the Tennessee Toothpickmug. A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.
by Tobl1x May 3, 2022
Get the toothpick-dickmug. Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020
Get the Toothpick Jarmug. by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021
Get the moonshiner's toothpickmug. The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...
by von groovy May 11, 2019
Get the toothpick smilemug. Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
Get the Arkansas Toothpickmug. by misskae May 12, 2015
Get the heavy toothpickmug.