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Toon toon is a person that is considered to be half-witted and deprived of common sense. It's a person that is generally only capable of handling trivial tasks at best, but believes they are worthy of higher status and capable of achieving more. Common behavior of Toon Toons result in immediate failure or embarassment. Actions of Toon Toons create widespread humiliation and have negative effects on those close to them.
I'm new in town and just looking for a toon toon to drive me around all day.
toon toon by ToonToonCreator September 29, 2011
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toon love 

you: omg im bored and horny lets go to toon love
tawnee: ok
you: lets make out
tawnee: ok
toon love by ben š??pule September 25, 2004

toon tunes 

Genre of music including songs from cartoons. For example My Little Pony Friendship is Magic songs, songs from Barbie movies, Trap of Love from Scooby Doo, Mystery incorporated. This could also include theme songs from such cartoons.
What kind of music do you listen to?
Since I had kids I really only listen to toon tunes, my favorite is "Here I Am" from Barbie 's a Princess and a Popstar.
toon tunes by Mrs. CuddleFace August 29, 2016

Toon Blasting 

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.
Toon Blasting by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Toon’s mom 

the birth giver of NaToon who’s hails from the projects munching heiowin and crunchbanging niggers
hey look there’s Toon’s mom she’s probably high rn
Toon’s mom by NaToon July 31, 2023

toon army 

also known as 'the best fans in the world'

in reality, the most misguided gullible fools on earth. In thrall to the media-inspired misconception that they are a 'big club'

The toon army tribe are easily recognisable by their black and white shirts and ever-increasing waistlines. Blind worship of Mr A Shearer
50,000 pissed up idiots at Sid James Park on a saturday afternoon chanting 'toon army'
toon army by Bellamys Hunch September 12, 2006