Tanima

A person's ability to continue to develop a deeper tan in sun burning conditions.

"Can you believe how tan Maria gets? She never burns - what tanima. I do, however, expect her to die of skin cancer eventually."

by Marquez1000 April 28, 2013

tonikamonaker

Form of slagging of a zywagonate these people like to dip ones scrotum into each others mouths.

look up zywagonate or tea baggin or tea bag.

by Follower March 21, 2003

tonemaster

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

TANiMANimal

A TANiMANimal is half TANimal half MANimal
Basically a MANimal that in the summer makes his TANNING Routine as important as his GYM routine = TANiMANimal

997 MANimal, 998 MANimal, 999 MANimal, 1000 MANimal!
Right workout done, lets get some rays! failing that we'll get on those Mother flippin' sunbeds TANiMANimal!

by Warriughh February 14, 2012

toimah

Any toimah is DJ Matts #1 fan. A toimah is a man who has the sexiest beard in the entire milky way galaxy. Toimah is a joke/tik tok/sex/pasta making god. 18 inches.

Damn I can vouch that nigga give the best cock on ghad. 8==========D Toimah

by El Babe September 30, 2019

toñita

A made up kid where your latino parents fucking make you jealous by acting as if toñita is their new son/daughter

Mom: At least Toñita makes her bed without her mom telling her to
Me: *makes my bed while mumbling*
Mom: at least Toñita speaks up!
Me: Mom stop!
Mom: *sigh* its time for you to go to (country name) and Toñita to stay here!

by Kasaiki-da-flame2 November 10, 2019

toninap

A Toninap, is at least a 4hrs snooze. For it to be a proper Toni nap, it’s actually around a 6 week coma. Drug and alcohol induced Toninaps do not count as a legitimate nap.

“I’m going for a toninap”

“Do you mean sleep?”

“Absolutely not this is simple a little 4 hour snooze”

by Teamsleep December 31, 2020