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Montgomery Township

Montgomery township, is quite possibly one of the most boring towns in all of existence, and although the people are pretty decent, you won't like it unless you like dull suburbs with the nearest town (or shop) being out of biking distance. All the parks are deserted, and even the huge bazillion acre Montgomery Park is rarely populated. There is a elementary school (Orchard hill), a higher elementary school (Village Schools), a lower middle school (5-6) (LMS (Lower Middle School), an upper middle school (7-8) (UMS (Upper Middle School), and a huge high school. A lot of the kids are pretty chill although a lot try to act tough and/or ghetto. Bordering princeton, that is often the most fun local hangout spot, although someones parent needs to give a ride. There are complexes that are a pain to navigate through such as Pike Run, and Cherry Valley. Cherry valley is like the opposite of pike run, and those who think they live in pike run think they are badass and/or ghetto. If you live in cherry valley then you will get a $200 fine for leaving your soccer ball out on your lawn. (exaggeration, but not by too much.) If you move to belle mead you are REALLY unlucky, but if you move to skillman or princeton then you are fine, as you are within walking/biking distance of your friends houses.
Person 1: Yo dude lets chill with some other peeps in Montgomery Township
Person 2: Can your parents drive us?
Person 1: Naww, but we can walk, right?
Person 2: No we can't. We live in Belle Mead.
by Lolnuts3000 April 14, 2010
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Vernon Township High School

VTHS is a school where most of the extremely caucasion students refuse to accept the fact that there is no African blood in them. Although it is ranked one of the top 10 schools in NJ, anyone who goes here will simply go to SCCC just to continue living with their parents, saying that they're going to move to California and yet never do.

Also, you can get a contact high just by walking through the halls. Which is pretty bonkers considering the fact that, well, ITS ONE OF THE TOP TEN SCHOOLS IN THE FUCKING STATE. And due to the recent budget cuts (THANK YOU CHRISTIE YOU FAT FUCK YOU) this school has gone to an even bigger shit.
It's funny how the only thing I learned to do in Vernon Township High School was how to hide track marks.
by Pseudonymonious March 21, 2011
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Macomb Township

A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Sterling heights and Clinton Township where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in Macomb Township. A township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
Andy: "so where do you live"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "oh cool! wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
by Sweet_J April 3, 2008
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peters township redneck

a guy from peters that drives a pick up truck and probably has an instagram name that isn’t his actual name tends to post pictures of the deer he has killed and tends to wear loose baggy jeans with work boots and flannels to school and everywhere else might wear baseball hats a lot and probably does yard work for a part time job

though this may sound like your typical redneck, this type of redneck is very different it’s a PETERS TOWNSHIP redneck
that peters township redneck posted some videos of his truck with some super bad country music playing in the background on his snap story the other day
by janetjanetsquared July 31, 2018
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Middle township high school

A school located in CMCH New Jersey and it’s filled with drama, bugs, mice and snakes (both people and the real thing). Be careful walking the halls because you will get a dirty look from the group of black kids that block your locker. This school is also filled with SoundCloud rappers who suck
“Do you go to middle township high school?”

“Yeah it’s a real shot show”
by Dick Clark July 31, 2018
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Ocean Township

A piece of shit place where everyone's a phony.
Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ocean Township?
by Felonious Watts December 5, 2019
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United Township High School

United Township High School other wise known as UT cant spell slUT without UT in it. A school with the white kids who wanna be black so bad that they gang bang and try to act black. then you got the actual gang bangers watch out for them. Fights happened at least once a month (mostly in the bathrooms) it’s fun to watch just don’t get caught recording or you’ll get suspended. bitches love to skip here and it’s very easy. bitches are also WAY to friendly they switch up faster than you can even say the schools name. If you want your school days to be interesting then come to UT it’s very exiting.
Did you hear another fight happened at United Township High School
by weird people go here November 8, 2021
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