ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

tofu

The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!

Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t

by Rissole October 12, 2004

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

tofu

Miso is a fermented soy product which is safe to eat in small quantities. Tofu, however, should be avoided like the plague because there is NOTHING natural about it.

The hippie experienced death by tofu five years later.

by The Ploy of Soy July 5, 2003

tofu

Can be used in the place of "fuck"

O tofu I just slammed my head in the car door. TOFU!!

by Shirley Cantcook January 31, 2008

tofu

a phail knockoff of paneer

I went to a thai restaurant and tried to order paneer. The waiter said they didn't serve paneer, but they instead had tofu. I tried it, and concluded that it was a phail knockoff of paneer, since the Thais were unable to procure proper cheese cubes of the greatness.

by swatapriya July 7, 2009

tOFU

A mocking version of tOSU, a way to say the Ohio State University.

tOFU is going down tonight, Sparty's going to destroy them.

by BBO69 June 8, 2012