Tizer

Short for hilaritizer, someone who is hilarious. Not funny hilarious, but freakish weird hilarious.

She is a complete Tizer.

by trumpstertrump November 27, 2012

Tazzer

A gun that shoots hooks that latch onto people. The shocks the **** out of them.

Cop: Grab the tazzer, we got a runner!!!
(Tazzer shoots the hooks into the un lucky person and shocks the **** out of them.)
Runner: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You shocked the **** out of me!

by GmanLEGIT February 15, 2010

Tezzers

balls, bollocks, nuts etc basically meaning testicle.

A random guy came up to me and kicked me in my tezzers

by Callum Talbot October 18, 2007

thizzer

An alcohiloic beverage that is being drunk while chillin.

Sip sip sippin on some thizzer..

by Vicdog August 12, 2006

Tizzed

When you are a huge disappointment and have no responsibility for life.

Get tizzed on.

by Cucklord6969 August 21, 2018

Tezzeret

Coolest planeswalker and evil minion in mtg

Me: Plays tezzeret the schemer
Everyone groans

by commandzone May 22, 2019

Tizzleroo

Noun; To tizzleroo, is a sophisticated means to cook kangaroo meat using exclusively fireworks.

Pro-Noun; Alternatively, it is the pronoun of an adorable creature found primarily in New Zealand, known for its infatuation with potatoes and, oddly enough, Pepsi. Noted for its very pretty eyes and tendency to apply minerals to its own face to mimic star signs and other thematic displays.

As a Noun; Put another kanga on the tizzleroo.

As a Pro-Noun; Tizzleroo is a potato, but her beauty and appearance overshadows the obvious lack of gaming skills.

by Kexsky June 5, 2019