Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.

blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

by azn_ninja April 9, 2009

That's why we can't have nice things

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

Thinuka

He is one of the fastest human beings. He could beat the f*** out of a person who is trying to annoy him

I would like to be thinuka

by Gregery Clicnton March 2, 2020

Big things poppin

Beg things are happening, the crew is making advances

-“I just got a promotion with a 20% raise”
-“wow, big things poppin homie”

by Missy juju December 11, 2018

put things right

1. To make something the way it should be; make it right.

2. To fix what went wrong.

3. To make amends.

4. To correct mistakes that happened.

5. To provide for a incompleteness.

I want to put things right between us. I know I messed up bad, but I have to be honest about it.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

stranger things

Stranger Things is a Netflix TV show which includes scary, funny and other type of scenes. If ur thinking that u want to watch it please watch it ur gonna love it.

"dude I just started watching stranger things"
"cool dude ur gonna love it!"

by catsanddogs skskskskandIooop November 9, 2019