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Tessa

There are no words to describe this amazing Greek goddess, but if I were to try to describe her, words like amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and more would come to mind. When she passes people they just have to turn around and look at her. She has the most gorgeous blue eyes that just sparkle in any light, and her hair is of a light blonde fluffyness. She's self conscious and knows it, but she really shouldn't be she's one of the most beautiful girls in the world and she should start to believe it. She loves all animals and is incredibly smart. She wishes to become a veterinarian, and she will become one because she's that amazing and smart of a person. She's caring, funny, goofy and has a great sense of humor. I would get her endless supplies of chocolate dipped strawberries, vegetarian dishes and all the clothes she wants if I could. She's America's sweetheart.
Tessa is the nicest thing you will ever meet in your life, don't hurt her.
by je'taime beaucoup February 8, 2012
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Tessah

The bestestes most beautifulest wonderfulest girl in the world. her beauty is unmatched by anyone. she shines like a diamond in the sun, she is everything that you will never have, she has the body of a godess and a smile that could kill jews i love her unconditionally with all my heart!!!!!!!!!!
damn i wish i was Tessah!
by Kasey spencer July 28, 2010
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Alabama Thesaurus

The only thesaurus where Cousin and Wife are synonyms.
The Alabama thesaurus only costs $9.99 in most parts of the United States. In the south it costs your sister.
by The Papa John June 5, 2010
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Tessa

;)Tessa can be very flirty and fun to be around. She's cool to hang around. Also fits in with any group. Always true to her close friends and will never leave them hanging. You can always count on Tessa! She likes to laugh and can seem obnoxious at times, but that's why we love her! <3
That crazy Tessa!
by Friends:)666666 July 20, 2011
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Normalizing Thesaurus

Corporate Media resource to describe donald trump's treasonous actions with bland terms
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper
by Uncle Joosie July 6, 2020
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Tessakins

1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
by Cat039 December 16, 2008
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Tressa

Slang for a very gorgeous or hot girl. Originated in the South due to the famous celebrity known as Tressa Schmick who is well known for her poetry, family status, hair, and brilliant blue eyes.
That girl is so Tressa. or She so Tressa.
by Marley Jones August 2, 2008
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