“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
Get the Booger Theorem mug.A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.
I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!
by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009
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by Fuzzy Bear100 June 15, 2019
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"Baxter": I like you
You: I.. Uh... like you too
*later on the phone*
Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem
You: I.. Uh... like you too
*later on the phone*
Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem
by Spuddy06 January 4, 2019
Get the The Baxter Theorem mug.The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
Get the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem mug.The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony July 20, 2022
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Some possible causes include:
-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc
If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.
Some possible causes include:
-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc
If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.
"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"
by alaska st33v June 18, 2009
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