TheRealDJ_John

A man with a 10 inch + Dick on tik tok with 1k followers and is mutuals with one of my mutuals Underzeroxo who also has a 10 inch + dick

That man must be TheRealDj_John

Who's that? Oh that's just my mutual TheRealDj_John

by TheRealDj_John April 16, 2021

therealjourniharden

~ a girl who thinks she’s the shit

~ extremely ugly

~ used to describe someone who shits in there bed and has corn chip toes 🤢

“ girl you’re as ugly as therealjourniharden “

by imakedef June 4, 2021

TheRealDon

Some dude named Don that loves making money and also treats everyone around him with love.

It's hard finding a person like TheRealDon because that boy is to real.

by TheVoiceOfTheStreet June 30, 2021

TheRealDon

Some dude named Don that makes a lot of money and treats everyone around him with love.

It's around trying to find a person like TheRealDon because he's a once in a life time.

by TheVoiceOfTheStreet June 30, 2021

thereallyrealkanyewest

Kanye West’s true TikTok account. The best account on TikTok.

Did you see thereallyrealkanyewests new video ?
Yeah how could I not !

by biguzivertical July 3, 2021

thereallesbiangod

thereallesbiangod is literally in the name

boy 1:have you heard of thereallesbiangod
boy 2:no is she cool

boy 3:HE GOES BY HE/THEY DONT DISRESPECT THEM!
boy 2:cool anyways he cant change their username and is omniromantic right now
girl:i would date
boy 4:thats sus
girl:why
boy 4:shes a girl and that would be gay
girl:but their preference is female
boy 4:so? also stop using they its one person
THE TOP SENTENCE IS HOMOPHOBIC PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO SAY AT HOME OR WILL GET BEATEN UP
continuing on….
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.

by 😥😰😓🥶🥵 July 4, 2021

therealgowon

they're one the most amazing kpop stan and I hope they have a wonderful life

therealgowon is the best!

by thesanpturtle July 18, 2021