the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

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Gettin' the Shaft

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.

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I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...

Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...

by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011

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Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

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An awesome drink that you can order only in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town). Kahlua, vodka, coffee, cream, sugar.

The Shaft is my favorite drink in the world.

Let's get shafted tonight.

by currentweather October 11, 2012

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1 Familiar name for a landmark at Georgia Tech called the Campanile.

I'll meet you by the shaft after class

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

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Getting the bad part of a bargain. It comes from the song: "She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)" written by Jerry Reed.

SNIPPET:
She got the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
They split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well, it all sounds sorta funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft

Why'd you make that trade, you got the shaft!

by Rob Bradley May 18, 2006

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