Polish Panda

A Polish person with 2 black eyes

Jarek was bullying Mikolaj on the playground for wearing a yellow power ranger shirt, but when Mikolaj summoned his inner Megazord, he gave Jarek a Polish panda and sent his ass straight to nurse Kowalski.

by Boris fancypants October 23, 2019

shadow polish

Something that doesn't really exist, that can only be sold to the really stupid or gullible.

Obama's health care program is shadow polish.

by wjc January 9, 2010

Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

Rollin' Polish

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.

Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.

by Jrubadub July 25, 2010

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

Polish cow

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.

Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2022

Polish the knob

To Fellate.

The only way Beth got that raise was if she took the boss to the copy room to polish the knob.

by Oyabunkeith February 9, 2009