by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017
The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 28, 2022
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 13, 2024
The circumcised foreskin
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
by kiiscool123 January 14, 2021