Humpabalooshka's definitions
The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
Get the Calamari Hoopla mug.A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
Get the Pinky Promise mug.A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
Get the Pinky Promise mug.