When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problem mug.The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
by toddbuster December 16, 2015
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Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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Get the The Overwatch Problem mug.The Grounding Problem is the search for a foundation of our moral beliefs, something solid that would make them true in a way that is clear, objective and unmoving. Responses to The Grounding Problem can be placed in the following categories:
- Externalism
- Internalism
- Interactionalism
- Externalism
- Internalism
- Interactionalism
by Atlas Apollo March 25, 2024
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by RealmyTheMan October 16, 2024
Get the the linux problem mug.The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.
Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.
Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.
by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025
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