poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure

Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.

by ShoTz November 29, 2007

One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.

Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.

by 5789 July 17, 2020

one hand man

Its a man who has one hand

yo look at that one hand man

by brendon saville April 21, 2018