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The Great Curling

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
by QueenKol April 23, 2011
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The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him)

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him), also known as the prince of peppers, the king of cucumbers, is superior being.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.
"OMG, The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just defeated Shaggy in a pepper eating contest."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 20, 2019
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The Great Bootleg

The Great Bootleg is an epic Discord user that isnt famous but is a funny guy.The Great Bootleg has an epic taste on music.He can take jokes,and he isnt like these boys that cancel people for a stupid ass reason. he plays minecraft,and he is kinda good at it,maybe :troll:
look there is no need for an explanation.The Great Bootleg is The Great Bootleg
by hebo :p May 15, 2021
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The Great Wallaby

All of the deserts in the USA combined. (Named The Great Wallaby because the mountains form a shape that looks like a Wallaby or a Rabbit from space.)
by CcDragz December 1, 2022
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The Great Journey

The act of running across the dark hallway to your parents room when you were a kid. Sprinting is used when the kid is crossing the darkest part of the hallway.
Little kid: (runs to parents room while making ally of noise)

big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
by Hempn February 27, 2010
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The Great War

Refers to the First World War, 1914-1918. Not as popular as World War Two is today, as American film producers have not made as many films about it, most likely because it would make the U.S look weak the U.S. as their country had very little to do with the war.

The Great War was the war that defined warfare for probably a very long time. Armies, unused to light infantry battles and the use of tactics over numbers, found themselves in a stalemate, "dug in" at opposing trenches that stretched for miles and miles. This warfare was particularly gruesome, as the cramped and dangerous conditions led to many serious diseases, both mental and physical. The phrase "over the top" was created in this war, when frustrated army commanders ordered their soldiers to simply get out of their trenches and charge the enemy positions. When units went "over the top," it was common for the entire unit to be completely wiped out, resulting in the deaths of thousands in a few hours.

The war itself was brought about due to rising tensions in Europe and the web of alliances that existed. When the Austrian Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated by Serbian terrorists, Austria blamed Russia, as Russia had always promised to protect Serbia should Austria look to seize it. Following this outbreak, Germany and Italy declared war on Russia's ally France, whereupon Britain was inevitably thrown into the fray.

Rememberance Day parades are held every year in every town in most of Europe (not sure about the U.S?) to remember the veterans who fought in it. Hundreds of local military personnel attend the parade and there is a Church service with the famous words being read (usually by a veteran):

They shall not grow old as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM
My great grandad fought and died at the Somme in the Great War.
by OiOiBoy July 3, 2006
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The Great Blumpkin

As was foretold by Linus in It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown! It is the king of all blumpkins and can only be had on Halloween night. According to Norse folklore, it is the best blowjob that you can possibly get while sitting on a toilet and taking a shit.
Rick: Yo, Sal, it was halloween last night, did the Great Blumpkin show up?
Sal: Yeah, i had like three calzones and then I wanted to take a shit but she wanted to get kinky. Let's just say The Great Blumpkin arrived on schedule
Rick: Sick
Sal: Ya, totally fuckin sick
by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010
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