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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID June 16, 2011
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Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence
Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.
by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019
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geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex
by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023
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Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?
by Championuu June 4, 2022
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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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