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geriatric

lock at that geriatric dog fucking another dude dog
by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023
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geriatric pop

Pop music that was popular many years ago (e.g. 90s) and are still enjoyed by people of ages older than gen Alpha.
-what music does you grandma enjoy?

- I guess geriatric pop, like Madonna and Britney Spears
by Mrsidealex January 30, 2025
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Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence
Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.
by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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Geriatric

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home
by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020
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Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up
That idiot is a geriatric fuck
by Dweef March 17, 2020
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