Towel the Door

The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.

"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.

If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.

Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.

Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.

Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.

by kannabis kid July 15, 2010

out the door

The price paid that includes the cost of the item being purchased and tax included.

Bobby can sell you a set of wheels and tires for 2300$ out the door.

by nclurkinn January 18, 2017

chicago the door

to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.

Dude chicago the door before we hit this bong.

by dr. jerkass April 4, 2008

Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

hit the door

A slang term used to tell some one to leave. Normally used in an argument or disagreement of some sort.

Fool if you ain't wit it then why don't you just hit the door.

by DayVuhd February 2, 2007

pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006