Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

by Aldoism October 2, 2016

in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.

1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.

by Sundae May 30, 2006

chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

God, this chair feels so good in my ****!

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

Chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

by GalaxyFoxx2008 February 14, 2023

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020