Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
by Aldoism October 2, 2016

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 30, 2006

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.
by GalaxyFoxx2008 February 14, 2023

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
