Canada

The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.

Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)

We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****

by William McCrae January 20, 2004

canada

Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.

Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.

by BadLieutenant November 20, 2004

Canada

The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006

Canada

The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.

"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."

by spider jerusalem June 3, 2005

canada

The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.

"What state is Canada in?" (Nurse, San Antonio, Texas, October 2005)

by Eugene206 August 25, 2006

Canada

A fake country created by a lizard man named Justin Trudeau.

Person 1: “Man I could never live in Canada, it’s too cold there.”

Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”

by myleg! May 31, 2018

Canada

Aside from being a country (obviously) and America's hat, Canada is a character from the anime Hetalia. He has a pet polar bear that he can't remember the name of. (Its name is Kumajiro.) Everyone either confuses him for America, can't see him, or doesn't know who he is.

Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.

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England: Hey, America, about those war plans...
Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America.

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Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late!
Japan: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you...
Everyone: Who is this guy?

by Amane Misa March 28, 2011