Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'
Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"
Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"
by 3 lil babies February 12, 2011
by hates knifes September 11, 2003
Knifed - To heavily slap someone that owes you money.
A term that is identified by having a capital 'K' mid-sentence.
Commanly used in Northern Ireland and Scotland
A term that is identified by having a capital 'K' mid-sentence.
Commanly used in Northern Ireland and Scotland
Frank; Did you ever get your gear back?
Smithy; No dude...
Frank; You going to Knife that doosh?
Smithy; Yeah dude, should have Knifed him ages ago!
Smithy; No dude...
Frank; You going to Knife that doosh?
Smithy; Yeah dude, should have Knifed him ages ago!
by venomtwix July 26, 2011
Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.
by Tiberius Gracchus November 05, 2022
Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
by Better526 April 15, 2020
A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.
by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008
by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021