The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)
by Biblebasher69 January 04, 2011
A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.
Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 06, 2021
by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018
The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
by Rev_elation April 03, 2008
Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!
by arizonabay January 06, 2010
Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.
by xderpt12 January 05, 2011
according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'
by poptart September 04, 2005