poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.

I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.

by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

thankles

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.

She had thankles like an elephant.

by bt March 3, 2003

Tangled Stinky

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there

person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do

by Tangled stinky man August 14, 2016

Tangled

How you feel after the use of illegal substances.

Jakk: How are you feeling right now Jitking?
Jitking: I'm fucking tangled mate.
Jakk: Chronic.

by Donaldyion October 27, 2016

Tangled

Its actual meaning is intricate, complicated. Strictly speaking it is twisted together untidily

One of them got tangled in his sword and fell or they told me he went overboard, tangled in the sails.

by HOLLYWOOD222 May 9, 2021

Slut-trangle

A metallic quadrangle, very similar to a botanists quadrangle, used in the identification of sluts over a wide area.
In some instances, the slut-trangle is in the shape of a cock. The slut-trangle is thrown at random over the head, and the females closest to the epicentre (or "ground-zero") are the greatest sluts in the area.

Throw the slut-trangle, and find the biggest sluts.

by redj January 27, 2009

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015