Testament'

Almost as God-like as Mister Bob. All worship it's leetness, especially those known as 'Exception' and 'The Arwic Mafia'. These filthy peons are not worthy of looking upon this elite being, lest they find themselves disposed of in a woodchipper.

Testament' cleaves Madmaniac in twain!
Sixth Sense: 3 Spells, Major Endurance, Impenetrability V, Acid Bane V

by Testament' July 13, 2003

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008

teltament

A critical error in I, Satans EP: “The Eld Teltament”

“Bro the new I, Satan just released, it’s called “The Eld Teltament”.

“Lol what? Teltament?

“Yeah! It’s old English”

“Bruh that’s just how they drew their S’s back then”

“Bruh”

“Bruh”

by Nebro September 14, 2023

Geografens testamente

Best Swedish show ever.

Guy 1: "Have you watched Geografens testamente?"
Guy 2: "Of course, it's the best show ever!"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Heart Testament

Es un cantante mexicano, de género metal y rap, que incursionó su carrera a inicios del 2021 y luego de un largo descanso retomó su carrera en el año 2026, incorporándose también al género de reggaeton

Pers 1: Viste que Heart Testament volvió luego de 5 años?

Pers 2: enserio?, creí que se había retirado

Pers 1: Bueno, ¡está de vuelta!

by Anonimatio January 18, 2026

textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.

Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".

by theTJ June 9, 2009