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Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it
Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"
by Anonymooski July 10, 2010
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A textuationship

A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother
Sam : we talk alot over text but we're not dating

Mila : so you're in a textuationship
by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023
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premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010
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lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.
Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)
by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011
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The last temptation of Christ.

A movie make in 1988 about the human side of Christ.
In the movie Christ has a vision on the cross of marrying Mary Magdalene and living a normal life.
It enraged bible thumpers because it suggested that Christ could have lived a normal life including having a normal sex life.
It is a good movie. A must see if you can.
by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010
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Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"
I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship
by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017
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greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
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