Tess

a Urinary Track Infection, or a Bladder infection. Many people consider it to be any infection located in the Kidney-Ureter-Bladder area.

I feel like hell, I think I've come down with a Tess.

by Melikins July 22, 2006

tess

likes Nigerian prince

yoyo i heard u like nigerian prince...
Tess: nah i like malakaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

by GREGORYIAN ANTONIAN 2 June 22, 2018

Tess

A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale

Stop takein up space like Tess

by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."

by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008

Tess

The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!

No wonder she's a Tess.

by ccdrakecc July 20, 2016

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid

by Alexeiborachev October 24, 2008

Tess

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.

Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess

by Citadella May 30, 2019