dirty tesla

When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.

Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month

by SlappyDaddy July 26, 2016

teslemming

Mindlessly following the behaviors and actions of the masses without any form of individual thought.

Hey bro, what you upto?

Ehh not much brah just teslemming, hbu?

by J4YP4TE1 December 28, 2020

teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.

Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.

by Peppi911 January 10, 2021

Tesla Model 3

The Tesla Model 3 is an electric four-door fastback sedan developed by Tesla.6 The Model 3 Standard Range Plus version delivers an EPA-rated all-electric range of 263 miles (423 km) and the Long Range versions deliver 353 miles (568 km). According to Tesla, the Model 3 carries full self-driving hardware, with periodic software updates adding functionality.

The Tesla Model 3 is the current most affordable car in the Tesla lineup.

by crazyexploitz February 23, 2021

Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Kite Tesla

A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.

Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?

Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.

by Crayon Pop February 7, 2020