In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
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"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
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The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
Dude 1: "You got any more Coke?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
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Get the Tescoke mug.An abreviation for Zebular Tension, which when translated from Arabic it becomes Penile Tension.
Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.
ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.
Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.
- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.
ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.
Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.
- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Yo man, I went to the party last night and it was a bunch of man’s suffering high ZT, I left.
You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.
Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.
Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
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tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
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