professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

termite spit

The secretion of a termite.

A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

Termiting

Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.

Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH

by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.

bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed

by anus supreme June 3, 2022