Telstra

Gh3y ISP that offers stupid, over priced plans. Also, has a Games website thats always fuckin down. Did i mention they are all gh3y there..??

I got Telstra adsl, it blows penguins..

by William Ballbags March 20, 2003

telstra

1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar

The Telstra never returned the promised service but happily took large sums of money.

by Telstra Duped Me February 14, 2008

Telcat

An annoying austrailian/oriental person who inhabits Continuum, has a voice that could kill the def, is idiotic beyond any human potential, and is trying to break the record for "Most people pissed off by one person."

Telcat is a fat whore who needs to have her throat cut.

by Fuck You Tel April 2, 2004

telstra

A shitty phone company that causes lag to 90% of australia.

James was talking on ventrilo untill he pulled a telstra and was not heard of for 5 days.

by hatestelstra October 20, 2010

telapalingo

When two people spend an excessive amount of time together, their brain waves become one.
Often found among bromances, best friends, twins, siblings, and mates.
Can usually tell what the other person will say or when they will call.

Vince's calls Keith.

Keith answers, oh my god i was just about to call you, telapalingo!

by naberlybromance January 17, 2009

Telangana

A region comprising of 10 districts in the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh.

He belongs to one of the districts in Telangana.

by Sandeep Reddy January 4, 2010

telant

The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.

John get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.

by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006