telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

teleola

Literally means laying the foundation of wealth. A person named Teleola (Tele) can be identified by their emotional and intimate nature. They keep few friends and are usually loyal. People with the name tele are usually quite calm and collected,

The name is so rare and uncommon so knowing someone named Tele is a privilege. Be nice to them and you'll never regret it. They're so loving and nice to a fault.

Oluwateleola

God laid a wealthy foundation for me

by Wealthy one February 5, 2020

Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

Telebobo

Telebobo meaning phone, and the best fortnite clan ever shortened TLB.

"hey"

"wanna play after school?"

"ye but my mic is broken so can we call on telebobo?"
"ye no pråblem"

by bajsilerare man October 11, 2023

Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

by Name_definer September 25, 2017

teleiophilia

A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.

The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.

"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."

by Mogasaki December 16, 2007