teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

Teeking

Sending multiple chat messages/emails/SMS to convey a single message. With either intent to annoy, or your mind is too hyperactive to condense your content into one complete message.

Example:

Mike: Hey whats up?
Mike: I am going to

Jimmy: Going to what?
Mike: Going to do something today.
Jimmy: Okay....? Why are you telling me?
Mike: wanna join? I'm bringing the boat!
Jimmy: Go swimming?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Yeah. OMW

Could you please stop teeking, i don't have time to check my phone every minute. Speak your piece.

by BoydGuyManson March 12, 2021

fortune telling

Fortune telling is based on tools that the fortune teller uses. It is a spiritual interpretation of the future of your life. Tarot cards, throwing dice, palm reading, astrology or other methods are used.

fortune telling works with Horoscopes, palmistry, dream interpretation, card reading

by knowingportal May 26, 2020

you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess April 22, 2016

teeging

When two guys insert their penises into one another at the same time One guy lays face down with his penis pushed between his legs while the other lays face up from the opposite direction filling both holes at the same time

Man that guy wants to be a top but is really a bottom. Teeging would satisfy both his desires.

by Teeginator September 8, 2013

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021