In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".
after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.
after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.
by lEvilDeadl July 5, 2010
Get the tedward mug.1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.
1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."
2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"
Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"
Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
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by P Jones September 5, 2006
Get the teardolled mug.A crazed twilight fan who's friends girlfriends name is teddy and she is goals and Edward Cullen is also goals so teddy+edward= Tedward.
by Cemnms.moss September 3, 2017
Get the Tedward mug.A nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either Theodore, Ted, or any T starting name.
by pseudonym731 October 13, 2011
Get the Tedward mug.The difference between teardrop or filled in teardrop is that a filled in teardrop means you have committed a murder and one that isn't filled is they have been raped while in prison,
You see that man with the filled in teardrop he has murdered someone but that other with near him but the teardrop not filled in is that he has been raped in prison.
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by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005
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