technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years

me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!

by Quixand November 3, 2017

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

technology gap

In their original paper, Nelson and Phelps (1966) developed the concept of “technological gap”, defined as the percentage difference between the technology operated by the typical machine in the economy and the one embodied in the leading-edge machine.

The technology gap between Nokia phones back in the day when smartpho.nes came about had destroyed Nokia's title of "king of cell phones".

by itsametoo February 26, 2022

Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

Technology Green Salad

its green, very technology. ann d almsot a salad..?! echmp;pgy

"Technology green salad?! Are you kidding me???"

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023