Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Tebowing

To act like a vagina in front of a huge audience. To sulk publicly.

"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."

"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."

by knightedcane December 5, 2009

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner.

Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT.

by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.

I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.

by Otis Chance December 7, 2009

Toozing

Toozing is the word used when a woman is going to the bathroom for number Two.

Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!

Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.

by office guy July 27, 2010

toboozling

tobogganing or sledding while drunk

"Man there's too much snow to go out tonight, but I have so much booze left. What should we do?"
"Let's go toboozling!"

by toboozler December 3, 2009