Sneaky Teather

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.

Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!

by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

two teamer

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams

Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"

by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

Whip a tater

The male masterbation process

That girl is sexy as fuck. I'm gonna put a picture of her in my spank bank and whip a tater

by Frusterbate April 25, 2012

no teter

Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.

No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.

by jiblair April 12, 2005

Tater Hater

When someone hates on something everyone else loves.

Guy 1: "Man, I hate Samuel L. Jackson. "
Guy 2:"What a Tater Hater!"

by The Bad Boxxy Johnny November 2, 2011

Just joshing your taters

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

by WITCHA April 30, 2010

tater thot

Tater thot: a vertically challenged hoe

Yo Raekwon, who that is?
That's my tater thot bro

by Silverdick December 27, 2013