Tarled

To be Clad in nylons and told to set your boobs to 100. Then be groped all day long by a 7ft tall Duke Nukem looking character.

I see you have been Tarled again.

by The Only one without a name November 20, 2022

Herb Tarlek

A stereotypical bad salesman wearing a ill fitting suit and terrible attempts at humour. based on the 80s sitcom character from WKRP.

That used car salesman was a real Herb Tarlek. What a line he was telling me about that car.

by W Kris R September 6, 2016

tarlet

Alternate pronunciation of 'toilet', usually among Midwesterns.

Where's the tarlet?!?! I'm gonna puke!

by okcoolwatwat December 28, 2005

Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

by Gramatron March 21, 2022

Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

Teagle

A very little, boring man who is easy to bully. A Teagle is usually of a similar frame to Bilbo Baggins, often with an exceptionally hairy arse and a penis which closely resembles a cocktail sausage.

Bleurgh, Yeah, I saw that too, he is such a Teagle, did you see his cocktail sausage when he turned round?

by mysterywolf May 4, 2011

teale

bastardised slang meaning a person who is overly greasy. named after the famous british (no-mates) daniel teale.

bugger me!he is well teale!look at that grease!

by toby burgess April 28, 2005