Tatonka

The command given to an individual who is caught holding a drink in his dominant hand, and who must now chug the remainder of the drink.

Hey aren't you right handed?
Yeah, why?
TATONKA! CHUG!

by Bud_Selig November 28, 2010

Taxting

Taxting is when you act in your texts
a step up from just kidding or jk

person 1: I freakin hate you and i never wanna see you again!!!
Person 2: Dude you're a terrible taxter
Person 1: how did you know i was Taxting??

by Skyler Spendlove January 11, 2009

Taxonomy

A utopian state of the economy in which the economy is sustained solely by the taxes collected from various sources

Taxonomy is possible only if we can eliminate corruption completely.

by manuscrypts January 12, 2009

Textonese

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008

Textonym

In text or SMS messaging, a textonym is a word that is typed using the same sequence of keys on a phone's numeric keypad as another word.

Cow is a textonym of boy and any (typed using 2 6 and 9 on a phone).

by waltzing October 7, 2008

Taxonomy

A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.

My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.

by TaxonomicHater September 3, 2021

Tatton

If your last name is Tatton, you are certified cool. Tatton is a gift from heaven.

Wow, Tatton is so cool, he's not off his rockers styll.

by btaats March 21, 2022