Talibanet

Talibanet (Tal-ee-bah-net)

n. The Talibanet are infamous internet terrorists (see also Troll) and the main objective of the Talibanet is to spread sadness throughout the e-land, by engaging in as much mindless, illogical, hate-speech as their furious little fingers can type up.

The Talibanet have a death grip on YouTube right now. They are usually lurkers, posting no videos of their own, but they are very verbose in their criticism of other YouTubers. Some of the Talibanet can be Googled to reveal that they are very prolific indeed, and have spammed up other discussion groups as well (i.e. run a Google search for negroidlatte).

Talibanet is a combination of the words Taliban and Internet.

"Damn! The Talibanet have flagged my video, AGAIN!!!"

"My account has been suspended? Fucking Talibanet!"

by CruelRaspberry October 3, 2006

Talibans

A trending Islamic terrorist group who have practically colonized Afghanistan.

Did you know the Afghan president has fled the country because the Talibans have pretty much taken over?

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Tallinn

The capital city of Estonia, the Baltic country located on the south bank of the Gulf of Finland.

Tallinn is the capital city of Estonia.

by lenin_ra April 8, 2005

Talibublican

Noun - Fanatical Republican bent on promoting and installing his or her own religious and moral agenda on the world without regard for trivialities of the Constitution. From Theocracywatch.org: Dominion theologians ... preached ... that it was Christians' job to take over the world and impose biblical rule. Christ would not return, they said, until the church had claimed dominion over all of the world's governments and institutions ...

Yeah, THAT'S healthy!

Talibublican: Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Mike Huckabee, GW Bush, Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Supreme Court Justice Scalia, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Timothy LaHaye, Karl Rove, Alan Keyes, Gary Bauer, Phyllis Schlafly, Sen. Sam Brownback, Oh the list goes on and on...

by CloverHill August 9, 2008

Tallica

Used to refer to "post Black album" Metallica, where many believe they lost their "Metal" edge.

Dude, Tallica totally sucked last night! I want METALLICA back!

by glenhetfield December 15, 2011

Taliban

A group of extreme terrorists located in the Middle East who use weapons given to them by the U.S.A. to fend off communists. Widely known for shooting Ak-47s straight up into the air. What they shoot at is unknown, possibly heaven?? Also, you know you are being ambushed by the Taliban when you hear aloo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loooo!

Houston: "We have a small unidentified object coming towards your way."
Astronaut: "Where is it coming from?"
Houston: "Looks like Pakistan."
Astronaut: "Shit it's a bullet; i just got shot!"
Houston: God damn those Taliban!"

by Hitler'sAmbition37 August 27, 2009

Safety Taliban

Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way, shape or form.

Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008