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talibama

A portmanteau of Taliban and Alabama used to accentuate the poignant socioreligious forces within Alabama.
The governor of Talibama just tried to outlaw abortion again.
by Gravis0 August 7, 2021
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Taliban mustache

When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!
by Bobonole April 9, 2015
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talib kweli

"Now cats rap about packing a nine
When they lacking divine
Inspiration
Running out of topics of conversation"
by Paul J December 19, 2003
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Talibanet

Talibanet (Tal-ee-bah-net)

n. The Talibanet are infamous internet terrorists (see also Troll) and the main objective of the Talibanet is to spread sadness throughout the e-land, by engaging in as much mindless, illogical, hate-speech as their furious little fingers can type up.

The Talibanet have a death grip on YouTube right now. They are usually lurkers, posting no videos of their own, but they are very verbose in their criticism of other YouTubers. Some of the Talibanet can be Googled to reveal that they are very prolific indeed, and have spammed up other discussion groups as well (i.e. run a Google search for negroidlatte).

Talibanet is a combination of the words Taliban and Internet.
"Damn! The Talibanet have flagged my video, AGAIN!!!"

"My account has been suspended? Fucking Talibanet!"
by CruelRaspberry October 3, 2006
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Talibans

A trending Islamic terrorist group who have practically colonized Afghanistan.
Did you know the Afghan president has fled the country because the Talibans have pretty much taken over?
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021
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Talibublican

Noun - Fanatical Republican bent on promoting and installing his or her own religious and moral agenda on the world without regard for trivialities of the Constitution. From Theocracywatch.org: Dominion theologians ... preached ... that it was Christians' job to take over the world and impose biblical rule. Christ would not return, they said, until the church had claimed dominion over all of the world's governments and institutions ...

Yeah, THAT'S healthy!
Talibublican: Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Mike Huckabee, GW Bush, Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Supreme Court Justice Scalia, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Timothy LaHaye, Karl Rove, Alan Keyes, Gary Bauer, Phyllis Schlafly, Sen. Sam Brownback, Oh the list goes on and on...
by CloverHill August 9, 2008
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Taliban

A group of extreme terrorists located in the Middle East who use weapons given to them by the U.S.A. to fend off communists. Widely known for shooting Ak-47s straight up into the air. What they shoot at is unknown, possibly heaven?? Also, you know you are being ambushed by the Taliban when you hear aloo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loooo!
Houston: "We have a small unidentified object coming towards your way."
Astronaut: "Where is it coming from?"
Houston: "Looks like Pakistan."
Astronaut: "Shit it's a bullet; i just got shot!"
Houston: God damn those Taliban!"
by Hitler'sAmbition37 August 27, 2009
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