Tactical Johnson

A military grade penis.

She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.

by ebertalo February 3, 2020

Tactical text

A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).

"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"

by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Love Tactical

When one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical* to recover.

Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.

Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"

*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.

He took me out for a date, he didn't tell me we were going for food... i had to have a Love Tactical.

I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.

by Pedrops December 27, 2009

Mountain man tactical driving

To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.

Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

Tactical Vom

To vomit at a particular part of the evening in order to aid the consumption of further alcohol. Often used as a pub-golf tactic to keep scores low.

"You going for a tactical vom?"
"Whey!!...There goes a tactical Vom"

by Tom & Joe May 29, 2008

tacticalness

The intensity of how tactical a person is being.

the tacticalness of that assassination was off the charts phil!!!!

by Thaddeus Roof January 16, 2010