Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

Tabasco

A really good hot female boxer.
short quick somewhat funny
got the nickname cuz she throws heat in the gym
and is one really hot female

Dude i went up ta Drakes gym today, wow Tabasco dominated.

Janay "Tabasco" Webster showed no remorse against her apponent.

by JMWhotsauce May 24, 2008

Tabasco

Great hot sauce. It makes your poop burn when it comes out.

OH MY GOD. I just took a shit.

by Giefer June 21, 2004

Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016

tabasshole

To soak a digit in hot sauce and insert it into one's anus.

Norah Tabassholed me last night. Aside from the burning, I didn't really mind it.

by markwahlbergisjustok July 8, 2016

tabaslack

A noun referring to when tabarnack is not appropriate but your still mad. Resembles using hell instead of fuck

Tabaslack my phone died

by Jesayboy November 19, 2018