Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 27, 2019

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Typewriter

The longest word you can spell on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.

Computer: What is the longest word you can spell, keyboard?
Broken Keyboard: typewriter

by LicenceHK May 30, 2020

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020