twitch

measurement of distance

Papa John's is down the road about a half a twitch.

by Andi L. April 24, 2008

Twitch

something a co-worker does on a frequent basis while sitting still.

Dam, I wish that guy would retire. All he does is twitch.

Is there any medication that he can take to stop that annoying twitch.

by the irish guy June 15, 2004

Twitching

Using a Twitter account to snitch on people.

Chris Brown was totally twitching on Lil Wayne about the New Years Eve party violence.

by MascoUtah January 7, 2010

Twitch

A reference to the twitch of a penis prior to becoming erect. Generally used in disgusting situations.

Marie: "Did you see that chick's rolls?"
Pete: "Twitch".

by Captain Stained-Pants January 27, 2012

Twitching

Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.

3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.

Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.

by Blender Fuck April 18, 2009

Twitch Thot

A girl that is using Twitch.tv as near porn website to get donations from young boys. The girl is fully aware of what she is doing but if someone calls her out she is gonna defend her self by saying that someone is sexist.

Did you see that stupid twitch THOT Alinity?

by Socep June 7, 2018

Twitch Irony

When you're watching a streamer play a game and they are either lost, or making a mistake, but the audience is aware of that mistake, usually saying things like "They Don't Know" or "They Lack the Critical Information" or "Wait for it." Very similar to Dramatic Irony, but in a live setting.

He doesn't know... LUL Twitch Irony.

by heyZeusHeresToast April 29, 2021