sweet-tweet

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post

(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 3, 2014

Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Trump Tweet

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

by andsowego March 21, 2017

fireside tweet

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

Tweetyween

Tweetyween is an international festival where Tweetybirds are praised. In certain cultures there is a tradition of dressing in creepy costumes that look like little birdies. The preparation and consumption of so-called "Tweetywiches" is also a very common ritual, especially in Frankfurt am Main. The popular Tweetyween festival takes place on May 27th every year.

"Happy Tweetyween!"

by SylvesterTweety June 13, 2021

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

Banger Tweet

A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.

"@GuiltingYou posted ANOTHER banger tweet today"

by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020