twas

1)a possessive form of the airline abbreviation
2)The plural of "twat"
3)A toast made a bit later in the evening.

1)You're supposed to give those headphones back to the Stewardess, they're TWAs.
2)I paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime. Twas, the night before Christmas.
3)First round- to your beauty and my wit.(Drink)
Second round-to a lovely evening! (Drink)
Third round- to you- what's your name again?(they drink)
Eight round- Twas! (spill, then find mouth)

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

twastika

A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of Feminism, created by internet humorist Maddox. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."

"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"

by P. Dub January 31, 2007

Twas

An older twink.

Neil Patrick Harris was a twink in Harold and Kumar, but has now evolved into a twas.

by Chillrhino January 18, 2014

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

twatscara

A dark film surrounding the vagina after sex or exercise or both. Like mascara on the eye but scarier. A hairy, wet, clumpy ring.

Becky: "Geesh Kelly, your twatscara is running!"

Killah Kal: "I couldn't go down on Helen because her twatscara made her cunt look like a bruised shut eye."

by Princess Slayah June 21, 2009

Twatsoracle

A twat of such epic proportions the world itself shudders at its reckoning.

My roommate and his twatsoracle of complaints make me want to sew his mouth closed.

He is such a twatsoracle that I can't stand to be around him.

by Le Awesomeness AKA Dr. Random December 3, 2010

twapsicle

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.

I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...

by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011