Tune A Loon

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina

Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?

by PandaJizz42 June 20, 2023

Tune In Tokyo

A game you play by telling a girl to put her hands behind her head and say, "beep, beep, beep..." and twist at the waist. Then boy says sometihng to the effect "Picture this: it's WWII and our ship is going down in the middle of the Pacific and our only hope is the short wave radio." Now the boy puts his hands on the girl's breasts and twists them as if they were radio knobs saying "Tune in, Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!..."

I wanted to touch her boobies so I suggested a freindly game of "Tune In Tokyo".

by DJ Ghandi August 11, 2003

Tune-ami

When great song after great song is being played. A Tsunami of Tunes.

Steve: "This club is playing absolute bangers"
Gary: "Yeah mate, it's a bloody Tune-ami!"

by WestieBoy October 31, 2021

Tune Wedgie

A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.

I've got a Tune Wedgie. 'Rudolf the Rednose Raindeer' keeps playing in my head.

No, don't sing the Barney theme song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie.

by david Somers October 12, 2006

Tune in Tokyo

The repeated (and often excessive) twisting of nipples during foreplay.

Jenni's nipples were raw after her boyfriend played Tune in Tokyo with them all night.

by Ranford Bellows March 15, 2004

"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

tune blamers

tune blamers are parents who blame the music that their kids listen to for all their kids' problems, when, in reality, it is, in fact, their fault. they often choose to victimize marilyn manson with their pathetic claims.

my mom is a tune blamer. it is all her fault, though. all parents are tune blamers.

by marilyn_manson_lover April 30, 2007