TSA Trash

Any person of menial skills or intelligence who, placed into a position of power, uses it to make their fellow humans miserable.

Originally used to describe the power tripping lady at the airport who thinks the world will be safe for democracy only if she seizes your toothpaste for taking it in the wrong size plastic baggie.

Man, what a crappy trip! Not only was my flight delayed, but I got all kinds of static from the TSA Trash because my piercings set off the metal detector.

TSA Trash by Phillip K. November 15, 2006

TSA agent 

A sexual predator with a job. Preys on children as well.

TSA agents should be registered as sex offenders.

TSA agent by tsa_truthiness December 3, 2010

TSA Drunk 

Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures

Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk

TSA Drunk by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011

TSA Frisking

A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.

Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...

Craig: What?! Why?

Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...

Craig: Ooooh...

TSA Frisking by super ultra sexy spockfish July 23, 2011

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

tsa wiener screener by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

TSA Attitude 

The Stupid Americans Attitude.

It means bitchy attitude, but in the worst possible way, usually referring to someone who is in a position that gives them the right to treat people like shit without any consequences.

Most of these people were born into broken families, their parents abused them, they were not taught anything about respect, and are losers and social rejects.

You couldn't even get a job at Walmart because of your TSA Attitude and low intelligence.

TSA Attitude by Kiphead Hawley June 27, 2008

TSA Pat-down 

verb. (used with object) Unwanted sexual harassment; physical touching or contact of another's body against their will. Unwanted or improper sexual activity.

My boss was giving me a TSA Pat-down the other day. I quit and I'm suing.

TSA Pat-down by Lebaiym November 23, 2010