Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!

by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010

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totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

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Thotus Begoness

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.

As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

by Thicc_Chungus_69_420 April 11, 2019

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Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.

1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig

by totesdig March 12, 2020

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Tobuscular

Slightly Foolish, A tad bit mischevious

Two Faced

"Shucks man, I'm really feeling tobuscular today. "
"Al Qaeda was feeling tobuscular when he hit the twin towers."

by Tobussy_Lover November 18, 2022

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Lil Tots

An up and coming artist straight from the trenches of Miami, a true 305 soldier. Fueled by the adversity in his years of adolescence, his works speak of positivity, and character improvement. This alone sets him into his own subgenre of Rap Artists, straying away from what is considered normality. Coming fresh out of the speedcore/glitchcore based group "Chardeners OC", he brings into both his beats and melodies a form of dynamicism throughout that is unlike those of mainstream artists. Sewing into his projects beats that soar past 600 BPM, his flow is unparalleled, the fabric of his talent unable to be emulated. Adopting the pseudonym "Lil Scandinavia", he features the alias on tracks that he feels require more than one input. A niche within the rap community, Lil Tots has amassed a collective of loyal fans. Currently creating out of a shack in Sweden, his raw talent and ability soars past his physical ceilings, into the metaphysical realm, from which his ideas of true gem are plucked.

Yo! Did you listen to Lil Tots new mixtape, "The Bosnian Tape"?

No, I'm ashamed, and I'm now going to rethink my life choices, only right after I bang out to those rad tunes!

by Chardeners OC May 15, 2021

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